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MARKETING DEFINITIONS

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” ‐ That’s Direct Marketing…

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” ‐That’s Advertising…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me ‐ That’s Telemarketing…

You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walkher a drink, you open the door Me?” ‐ That’s Public Relations…

You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walksup to you and says: “You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” ‐ That’s Brand Recognition….

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. ‐ “That’s Customer Feedback…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. ‐ “That’s demand and supply gap…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him ‐ “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. ‐ “That’s restriction for entering new markets…

இதனை மின்னஞ்சலில் அனுப்பிய சபேசனுக்கு நன்றி.

20 ஐப்பசி, 2008